An orgasm resulting from the feeling of being aroused by the rubbing of cooked, warm eggs onto the female clitoris for a period extending longer than that of the actual orgasm.
john: bitch ima rub deez eggz on yo clit so hard..
john (3 minutes after the rubbing began): ugh!!! skeett!! im having a m-fin intense eggasm!
mary: oh yeah baby rub them eggs on mah clit.
mary (3 monutes after the rubbing began): oh em gee mah cunts gushin! i love eggasms!
john (3 minutes after the rubbing began): ugh!!! skeett!! im having a m-fin intense eggasm!
mary: oh yeah baby rub them eggs on mah clit.
mary (3 monutes after the rubbing began): oh em gee mah cunts gushin! i love eggasms!
by Scottythejew October 8, 2007
Get the Eggasm mug.When you are trashed and you have an insatiable craving for scrambled eggs, it is the sensation you get from the first bite of scrambled eggs.
Francesca: Oh my God, these eggs are SOOOOO good!
Travis: Wow, Francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!
Travis: Wow, Francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!
by Tenacious F April 6, 2006
Get the eggasm mug.A tortured gay woman on the brink of mental breakdown who wants to visit her friends more often. Her behavior effects the relationships with her friends negatively.
Mia: ‚Eggsma, you crusty ass bitch! You should visit us more often!‘
Ryan: ‚You know how it is, Mia. She is a fucking Eggsma, who doesn’t care about us.‘
Eggsma: ‚Stop calling me Eggsma! I am sorry…‘
Ryan: ‚You know how it is, Mia. She is a fucking Eggsma, who doesn’t care about us.‘
Eggsma: ‚Stop calling me Eggsma! I am sorry…‘
by aylinthebrain August 16, 2021
Get the eggsma mug.by enadreffahs March 12, 2004
Get the egasm mug.The act of an individual being stupid or it can be used as a adjective to describe a persons persona.
Guy 1: Dude, Kim Kardashian would be the best wife to have.
Guy 2: You're an eggass, man.
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Guy 1: Yo bro, she pretty cute but there's something off about her.
Guy 3: Yeah, I think she has down's syndrome.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean she's eggass.
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Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, don't you think the Xbox One looks fantastic
Guy 2: You MUST be an eggass.
Guy 3: Yeah man that was pretty eggass of you.
Guy 2: You're an eggass, man.
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Guy 1: Yo bro, she pretty cute but there's something off about her.
Guy 3: Yeah, I think she has down's syndrome.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean she's eggass.
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Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, don't you think the Xbox One looks fantastic
Guy 2: You MUST be an eggass.
Guy 3: Yeah man that was pretty eggass of you.
by Uhsiz June 23, 2013
Get the Eggass mug.The rush of elation and pride that fills an egomaniac that has received verification of his or her superiority. It usually results in them turning into an attention whore by spewing their "see how awesome I am" load in arm-breaking pats on their own backs.
The boss had an egogasm today when he emailed the staff to tell us that his name appeared in the top ten search results in Google.
by seannerd September 9, 2010
Get the Egogasm mug.The state of ecstacy felt by an English teacher when presented with a long-winded sentence that is composed entirely of complex words or literary terminology.
by terfled September 9, 2014
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