Eggasm 

An orgasm resulting from the feeling of being aroused by the rubbing of cooked, warm eggs onto the female clitoris for a period extending longer than that of the actual orgasm.

john: bitch ima rub deez eggz on yo clit so hard..
john (3 minutes after the rubbing began): ugh!!! skeett!! im having a m-fin intense eggasm!

mary: oh yeah baby rub them eggs on mah clit.
mary (3 monutes after the rubbing began): oh em gee mah cunts gushin! i love eggasms!

Eggasm by Scottythejew October 8, 2007

eggasm 

When you are trashed and you have an insatiable craving for scrambled eggs, it is the sensation you get from the first bite of scrambled eggs.

Francesca: Oh my God, these eggs are SOOOOO good!
Travis: Wow, Francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!

eggasm by Tenacious F April 6, 2006

eggsma 

A tortured gay woman on the brink of mental breakdown who wants to visit her friends more often. Her behavior effects the relationships with her friends negatively.

Mia: ‚Eggsma, you crusty ass bitch! You should visit us more often!‘
Ryan: ‚You know how it is, Mia. She is a fucking Eggsma, who doesn’t care about us.‘
Eggsma: ‚Stop calling me Eggsma! I am sorry…‘

eggsma by aylinthebrain August 16, 2021

egasm 

An orgasm achieved during cybersex.

She was talking so dirty I had an egasm.

egasm by enadreffahs March 12, 2004

Eggass 

The act of an individual being stupid or it can be used as a adjective to describe a persons persona.

Guy 1: Dude, Kim Kardashian would be the best wife to have.
Guy 2: You're an eggass, man.
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Guy 1: Yo bro, she pretty cute but there's something off about her.
Guy 3: Yeah, I think she has down's syndrome.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean she's eggass.
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Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, don't you think the Xbox One looks fantastic
Guy 2: You MUST be an eggass.
Guy 3: Yeah man that was pretty eggass of you.

Eggass by Uhsiz June 23, 2013

Egogasm 

The rush of elation and pride that fills an egomaniac that has received verification of his or her superiority. It usually results in them turning into an attention whore by spewing their "see how awesome I am" load in arm-breaking pats on their own backs.

The boss had an egogasm today when he emailed the staff to tell us that his name appeared in the top ten search results in Google.

Egogasm by seannerd September 9, 2010

Engasm 

The state of ecstacy felt by an English teacher when presented with a long-winded sentence that is composed entirely of complex words or literary terminology.

My English teacher had an engasm over my essay introduction

Engasm by terfled September 9, 2014