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efecuate 

Verb. To evacuate feces from the body.

A combination of the words evacuate and feec. This contraction, or portmanteau, is often employed to save precious time as the turtle's head makes an appearance.

First coined in northern hemisphere Summer 1999 and commonly used on roadtrips thereafter to communicate urgency. Popular among linguists, the elderly, and efficiency experts.
Employer: Excuse me, where are you going? The job interview is not over yet.
Applicant: Yeah, but I've gotta efecuate.
efecuate by Quanfucius May 6, 2005
Related Words

fuckuate 

the term used to describe celebrities moving in and out of a top list of crushes.
Emma Watson, Emma Stone and Natalie Portman are in my top five and the other two fuckuate.
fuckuate by deval January 26, 2013

efactuated 

i am efactuated with him, or, i am too efactuated to do this,or,wow you are so efactuated, ect.
efactuated by Julie July 23, 2004

enfuckulated 

a process by which something interesting, good or straight forward is turned into an unrecognizable mess
'after the design firm was bought by an accounting company the entire team became enfuckulated in processes, rather than doing the work we were winning awards for'

'The british government contract team has been severely enfuckulated by corona virus'
enfuckulated by Tarquin P. Johnstone February 19, 2021

Pre-esuckulate 

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.
Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!
Pre-esuckulate by GucciMane86 July 29, 2022

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
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