Eden is the very essence of the ever-puzzling ultimate question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything. It is the divine, sublime, heavenly, Godly proof of unicorn riders who ride on rainbows and fart waterfalls out of their perfect bubble bums. It is also commonly believed to be an awfully dissapointingly useless, humorless and disastraus answer consisting of a poor meaningless number, 42.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.
So when you say Eden, you usually mean "something bigger than life itself" which is honestly "one big fat limping phony hollow blank empty nothingness". Like the legendery infamous 21st century chubby hairy embarrassing creature named Eden, it's a whole lot of fuss over nada.
Yep.
Dickhead: "What just happened?!"
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."
Assleg: "I saw my entire life flush before my eyes. Literally, I was crapping my guts out."
Dickhead: "Woahhh... How'd it feel like????"
Assleg: "Well my entire life turned out to be nothing at all in particular, so I'd say it was Edenesque."
by Altis January 24, 2016
1. An indeterminate gender. 2. A man, such, who is a gender unto himself. 3. A highly disturbing topic of conversation, ranking almost with that of Jiharn.
<Eden99> Of course! ^.~
* Eden99 huggles Fan, and rubs his hands down Fan's back.
<Fanatic72802> o_O;;;
* Eden99 huggles Fan, and rubs his hands down Fan's back.
<Fanatic72802> o_O;;;
by Fan December 5, 2003
GROSS! Eden walked by!
Ew I can smell Eden from a mile away
Wow, Eden sure smells worse then normal today
Ew I can smell Eden from a mile away
Wow, Eden sure smells worse then normal today
by Thecoolone2123 March 19, 2009
A catfish who thinks it's funny to make little girls think they're the youtuber they want to meet on omegle. Overall a bitch. She can also be described as being annoying, clingy and an ass.
Don't be an Eden.
by naemlessxsodalite May 30, 2017
by HugeDisabledWilly January 12, 2019
eden is short as fuck, hes super fast and really smat. He has so many friends though. Anyone who is eden's friend is super kind to serve someone with so many friends. he is funny. and still short as fuck
by snakeman42069 May 20, 2020