by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021
An unbelievably amazing creature that has been sent to us to make us believe that this world could be a brighter place and the answer to every problem.
"I'm trying to solve this impossible equation that has been haunting me for days...Do you have any idea?"
"Ed Sheeran".
"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".
"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".
"Ed Sheeran".
"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".
"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".
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by eats shorts April 24, 2021
A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.
Alex: What's your favorite song?
Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.
Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.
Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022