by MikeTheeCannibal November 24, 2008
sommer: hey what’s today?
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
by Medusa Magic July 24, 2021
Yes. Yes he does.
Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 February 1, 2018
Only white people eat chex cereal.
Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022
by -the real slim shady 🫀 December 21, 2020
As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022