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eatin is cheatin 

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A redneck phrase that is used to correct persons who think oral sex is not cheating on a spouse or significant other. Ususally associated with a man performing oral on a woman, but there are other variations that we can all imagine.

Made famous by a call to EITM from Richmond VA. If you dont know what EITM is, then smell my face!!
Billy Brett: I heard you ate out betty sue last night.

One-armed Jimmy: Hey man, dont say that so loud, Norma Jean is in the next room ...dont you know EATIN IS CHEATIN!
eatin is cheatin by fang17 February 28, 2006
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Eatin is Cheatin 

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the act of giving or receiving oral sex from someone other than your partner
man busts through bathroom door to find his girlfriend sprawled out on the floor receiving oral sex from another female and then screams at her while clutching cross in his hands "EATIN IS CHEATIN!!!!"
Eatin is Cheatin by RJACKS November 19, 2010
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eatin is cheatin • eating is cheating • eating is not cheating • Meat-eating is fine Day • what is eating you? • jeb bush is eating a live puppy • the anticipation is eating my spine • the duck is eating a mango • Your family is eating • Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

eating is cheating

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A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.
1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.
2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.
eating is cheating by Ponkygirl February 14, 2008
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eating is not cheating 

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Oral Sex is not cheating
Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"
eating is not cheating by tewkewl January 2, 2009
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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love peace and chicken grease 

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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
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