East Windsor 

A tiny, poor town in the middle of nowhere, stuck in time that never changes. The only attraction is the constant violence in Mill Pond and Kingsway on Main Street. With a high pregnancy rate, a failing budget, and unsuccessful sport teams, this town has nothing to offer.

Dude we can never win a game, because we are from East Windsor.

Mom, we have to move away. This town is a total East Windsor.

East Windsor by ylgueruoy March 19, 2011

East Windsor 

A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.

She broke up with me again. I might as well live in East Windsor.

East Windsor by symonsez March 28, 2003

East Windsor 

Anytime your phone call is not answered because the recipient doesn't want to talk to you.

That ho was blowing up my cell phone like Baghdad so I East Windsored her!

East Windsor by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

east windsor middle school 

A school with ho’s, racist teachers, girls that not only ugly but can not twerk for shit, they break their backs at party’s. They all think they are cool, but they are not. Lots of white students. The school is just trashy in general!!!

Do you know that school called East Windsor Middle School?

Yea it’s that trashy school near broad Brook right?

east windsor middle school by Cookie lover bitchhh December 9, 2017

East Windsor High School 

A small school with less than 500 people. Majority of people smoke way to much marijuana and often claim that they drink a lot. More guys than girls but that's okay because most of the girls are ugly. There isn't one person in that whole school that is trustworthy and every body knows everybody. Too much drama for such a small school. Everybody say batchie but nobody really knows what it means. The school is often call PoPuLaTiOn 500

Johnny: Have you ever heard of East Windsor High School?

Timmy: HA! Yeah...fuck that gay school

East Windsor High School by chirpatyaboii November 11, 2010

EAST WINDSOR HIGH SCHOOL 

This school is filled with people who try to act black but they aren’t.Its full of drama with people who think they’re cool because they date older people.Its filled with ho’s who will be pregnant by 10th grade

Kay kay-stop acting like a East Windsor high school

Harry-I’m not

EAST WINDSOR HIGH SCHOOL by Bigcheeks December 9, 2017