That little blue planet that you can just barely see on a map of the universe.
Alien 1: Hey, what's that little blue planet?
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!

Earth
by YouTube April 16, 2007
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A female member of the Nation of the Gods and Earths. The main theme of the Five-Percenter doctrine that can be heard on hip hop records is the teaching that the Original Blackman is God, the Original Blackwoman is the planet Earth, and through the inner esoteric powers of the Gods and Earths, the youth can transform and possess its true potential, which seems to overthrow the overbearing oligarchy by becoming just rulers of themselves.
Peace to all the Earths.
by Kedar Abdullah April 16, 2008
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A place where a bunch of pseudointellectual douchebags like to post on urbandictionary about how Earth is supposedly filled with idiots who are dooming the planet.

Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.

Please die.
"I don't eat meat becuase it's so cruel how they treat animals. Hey, did you see my new leather boots? They're great. I can't believe how we're destroying the earth, people just arn't smart, they're such a plague on the land. Uh-oh, im running low on gas, lemme pull in here real quick. It will also give me the oppurtunity to use makeup products tested on animals. Oh hey, i just realized it... I'm not an intellectual, i'm just a douchebag"
by herb311 April 30, 2005
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Definitely not my true home
Earth was once a pretty advanced planet with unique culture and look (Atlantean times) but the technology was destroyed by catastrophes.
I reincarnated on Earth, and I want to help the human race and raise their consciousness by spreading positive message and spirituality.
by t00c00lforscho00l April 8, 2022
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verb - To Earth someone is to knock them out, usually in one punch. Used in hip hop slang for hitting someone so hard you drop them to the ground, or "earth".
This kid started spittin some bullshit at me and my boy, so i squared up and earthed that nigga son.
by Jacob P. Galvitron January 5, 2009
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