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the word to end the universe, when this word is spoken the end times will begin
D: someone stole my cookies
B: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'as'er'ftt'dd'aswww'per'efc'bts'etc'destruction'satja'bea'fds'saswe'ffs'aswet'gedva'ing've
D: dammit bagel now the world is ending
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A’s, B’s, C’s, etc.

Queue system used for rotation in a group smoking Blunts or joints. Positions in queue are decided by calling out “A’s” or “B’s” and so on. Positions can also be chosen based on who rolled the blunt and gets to spark it. A’s means you’re first, B’s means you’re second, and so on.
“i got A’s, B’s, C’s, etc. on this blunt i rolled because i’m smoking alone.”

(Media, Person, Company they hate, etc) Sucks 

It is a term that is pioneered by Anime Sucks. It's a user naming format for those in Larpercore groups, e.g. UTTP, ZNTP, YFGA, CRPS, KKTK, AUTTD, THDTC, and TSPL. The people using this format are members of Cartoon Police groups, UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks is the most famous example of the naming format.
Examples of those using the user naming format, "(Media, Person, Company they hate, etc) Sucks," include but are not limited to CRPS Emperor of Ryth Sucks, UTTP Emperor of Anime Sucks, or AJKA Emperor of Greg Heffley Sucks.

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC 

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)
yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

townie, goth, skater etc 

social groups in british society. why does it take until we are 18 to realise that we dont have to be part of these groups to have friends and be cool. i have to confess townies are the worst thouhg because they are just socialy retarded.
what can i do for this?
townie, goth, skater etc by hello January 7, 2005

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC 

i just bought some shells now i got go get the chronic!!!

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC 

it is a cigar that should be rolled up wit weed...... suut niggah
yo get that shit out the blunt lets blow it
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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