Easy Jesus

E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.

I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!

by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004

Easy Jesus

A high quality or expensive alcoholic beverage.

'Oh snap, there's a house party thats off the chain.I think i'm gunna bring some easy jesus and really get this party started!"

by Olivia Naomi Hester September 28, 2005