EANAB

Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage. It is an attractive and enjoyable beverage on par with the alcoholic beverages being served and may be substituted without the drinker feeling left out of the celebration. EANABs are required for parties on many college campuses.

Jenna was starting to get plastered at the frat party, so she stumbled over to the bar that was stocked with cranberry juice, lemonade, iced tea and other EANABS in an attempt to salvage her midterms.

by knobbyknees June 9, 2009

EANAB's

Stands for Equally Attractive Non-Alchoholic Beverage's. A slang term used to describe non-alchoholic drinks offered at parties.

Jamba Juice is a common EANAB at freshmen dorm parties.

by Stanford July 18, 2004

Identity Theft Enabler's Act

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

Thot Enabler

A dude, especially a cuck, pleb or incel who let thots walk all over them and enable them to continue their thot ways. This can include lounging in the friend zone with no plans to escape, putting hoes on pedestals, buying meals for a thot and receiving no pussy, etc.

Bro you text her an hour after she left you on read?? Quit being a thot enabler

That thot enabler got rejected and continues to like all her insta posts and DM heart eyes. SIMP.

by T-ray-V January 8, 2020

eatabrandt

EataBrandt means that your a fat sack of shit that should go eat a fat sack of shit then go to prison for being a cannibal cause your a fat sack of shit eating another Fat sack of shit you fucking dumb towel whore I hope brandt lacombe dies

You fucking wanker you should just go eata
Brandt

Girl:I hate my life
Guy: eatabrandt

by NumbDiggerrrr January 20, 2018

easability

The measurement of effort required to perform a function.

The mutual fund accounts easability to accrue interest is substantial.

by Leach'16 May 8, 2016

Cho-mo enabler

Someone who 'doesn't see' what a child molester is doing.

Eg- there is a difference between not knowing and not wanting to know, thus allowing the abuse to continue.

I avoid them, they're a cho-mo enabler. It confuses me how they have any friends

by Bitchitsnotaboutyou February 23, 2021