1 definition by knobbyknees

Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage. It is an attractive and enjoyable beverage on par with the alcoholic beverages being served and may be substituted without the drinker feeling left out of the celebration. EANABs are required for parties on many college campuses.
Jenna was starting to get plastered at the frat party, so she stumbled over to the bar that was stocked with cranberry juice, lemonade, iced tea and other EANABS in an attempt to salvage her midterms.
by knobbyknees June 9, 2009