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An acronym "Eat a Bagel" from the Lonely Island comedy album, Incredibad. It comes from the song called "Like a Boss".
"Eat a Bagel! (Like a Boss)"

EAB!
EAB by DJAshu July 22, 2010
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“Eat A Beef” a lot of bums say it, its really outplayed.
Yo Michael you stole my girl? Respectfully EAB!
EAB by respectfullywoo March 26, 2020
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Eabha EAB EABOD Eabos eabcos EABMS Eaboo EABA eabad Eabaos
(N.) Eat Ass Bae
Similar to an EAP (Eat Ass Prey) except one step ahead of the game. All EABs start as EAPs.
In order for an EAP to become an EAB the EAP must react positively to your pursuit and agree to hookup with you.

An EAB may even begin to pursue you first afterward.
Side Note: Keep pushing for the ass eating. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.
Lizzy: Is Jarron your new EAB?
Meagan: yeah he is. Best ass eating I ever got!
EAB by Clown4ever March 16, 2016
A kind Irish girl who is shy when you are new to her, but once you get to know her she opens up she will always make you laugh and think about the most random things. If you get one in your life, never let her go.
Aw, look it's Eabha, she is so kind and funny!
Eabha by justme2143 June 26, 2016
Eabaos is an acronym for "Eat a Barbie ass or something". It is the female version of Sandos, meaning "Suck a nigga dick or something". It is used by Nicki Minaj in the remix of A$AP Ferg's 'Plain Jane'. Sandos was popularised by Juicy J in his song 'Slop on my Knob'. Nicki Minaj parodies this with a [female version.
In the song, 'Plain Jane REMIX' , "eat a barbie ass or something" (Eabaos) is repeated four times.
Eabaos by Ajajop January 20, 2018
This is an acronym for Eat A Bag of Baby Dicks.

Made popular by Animated TV Series Boondocks. It is also a higher level of EAD. The whole Bag and Baby aspect not only confuses one but it also makes a statement because the current price of a Bag of Baby Dicks has gone down with this struggling economy.
I was driving to work this morning and a car cut me off. I pulled up next to the guy, he told em to fuck off. I told him to EABBD. he looked confused, took out his phone and went to Urban Dictionary online. Found the definition, then crashed his car. he should not have been driving and using his phone. Unreal!
EABBD by PDRR October 25, 2012
Acronym for "Eat A Bag Of Dicks".
This st00pd n00b should EABOD.
EABOD by Steven Kippel September 18, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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