EAB

An acronym "Eat a Bagel" from the Lonely Island comedy album, Incredibad. It comes from the song called "Like a Boss".

"Eat a Bagel! (Like a Boss)"

EAB!

EAB by DJAshu July 22, 2010

EAB

“Eat A Beef” a lot of bums say it, its really outplayed.

Yo Michael you stole my girl? Respectfully EAB!

EAB by respectfullywoo March 26, 2020

EAB

(N.) Eat Ass Bae
Similar to an EAP (Eat Ass Prey) except one step ahead of the game. All EABs start as EAPs.
In order for an EAP to become an EAB the EAP must react positively to your pursuit and agree to hookup with you.

An EAB may even begin to pursue you first afterward.
Side Note: Keep pushing for the ass eating. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

Lizzy: Is Jarron your new EAB?
Meagan: yeah he is. Best ass eating I ever got!

EAB by Clown4ever March 16, 2016

Eabha 

A kind Irish girl who is shy when you are new to her, but once you get to know her she opens up she will always make you laugh and think about the most random things. If you get one in your life, never let her go.

Aw, look it's Eabha, she is so kind and funny!

Eabha by justme2143 June 26, 2016

Eabaos 

Eabaos is an acronym for "Eat a Barbie ass or something". It is the female version of Sandos, meaning "Suck a nigga dick or something". It is used by Nicki Minaj in the remix of A$AP Ferg's 'Plain Jane'. Sandos was popularised by Juicy J in his song 'Slop on my Knob'. [Nicki Minaj parodies this with a female version.

In the song, 'Plain Jane REMIX' , "eat a barbie ass or something" (Eabaos) is repeated four times.

Eabaos by Ajajop January 20, 2018

EABBD 

This is an acronym for Eat A Bag of Baby Dicks.

Made popular by Animated TV Series Boondocks. It is also a higher level of EAD. The whole Bag and Baby aspect not only confuses one but it also makes a statement because the current price of a Bag of Baby Dicks has gone down with this struggling economy.

I was driving to work this morning and a car cut me off. I pulled up next to the guy, he told em to fuck off. I told him to EABBD. he looked confused, took out his phone and went to Urban Dictionary online. Found the definition, then crashed his car. he should not have been driving and using his phone. Unreal!

EABBD by PDRR October 25, 2012

EABOD 

Acronym for "Eat A Bag Of Dicks".

This st00pd n00b should EABOD.

EABOD by Steven Kippel September 18, 2006