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(N.) short for Eat Ass Prey.
A person who is pursued as a potential hookup. This person may or may not want to hook up with you but you still pursue them until they either:
1. Tell you to fuck off
2. Become your EAB (Eat Ass Bae)
Side note: They don't have to actually eat ass but bonus points if they do.
Meagan: damn, Jarron is looking so sexy tonight. I might make him my EAP.
Lizzy: I heard he eats ass too. Make him your EAB.
by Clown4ever December 8, 2015
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(N.) Eat Ass Bae
Similar to an EAP (Eat Ass Prey) except one step ahead of the game. All EABs start as EAPs.
In order for an EAP to become an EAB the EAP must react positively to your pursuit and agree to hookup with you.

An EAB may even begin to pursue you first afterward.
Side Note: Keep pushing for the ass eating. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.
Lizzy: Is Jarron your new EAB?
Meagan: yeah he is. Best ass eating I ever got!
by Clown4ever December 8, 2015
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