Dy'Lan

If you ever meet a Dy'Lan, he's going to need a lot of food because he is a tweaker. Dy'Lan is one of the people who will try everything in their power to make the person he likes laughs. If your one of Dy'Lans friends you should be ashamed because he is one of the worst people you could ever meet, he will do a lot of things to help others with no look of the consequences. Tbh this is my name so let me tell you what I think im like. I think I am an extroverted person in general and a kind hearted soul, I love morbid jokes and trying to love everyone, I'm heterosexual but I think loving yourself is the way to go. I don't go around discriminating people because of anything. I'm an asshole, but a loveable asshole. Most of the time I do things that people don't want me to do and I become the most annoying person on the face of the fucking earth. But I also have a sweet side to myself that I think I show everyone. I'm the type to 100 percent be down to hang out with you if I can and get absolutely rekt with people I'm friends with even if we get arrested for what we do. But to anyone I have a crush on I shall do everything in my power to make his/her life the best when I'm with them.

You see Dy'Lan he's chill.

by Cornfella November 5, 2019

Dy-lan drunk

Drinking way too fast and way too soon, so that you're "that guy". Being extremely belligerent and possibly removing all of your clothing, or headbutting windows thinking you're Chuck Norris.

Aron: "you gonna get Dylan drunk, or Dy-lan drunk?"
Dylan: "I'm goin for the home run, Dy-lan's comin out!"

Mike: "you gonna get Dy-lan drunk again and bullfight cars this time?"
Dylan: "I was thinking more along the lines of trying to do a backflip over a bonfire naked"

Balboa: "Did you HAVE to break the window?!"
Dylan: "That was Dy-lan... I can take no responsibility of what happens when he comes out."

by DJ DUI February 11, 2008

Ban-dy Land

The place where unwanted individuals go when banned from the internet.

Fucktard: asl showtitsplz
Mod: Fucktard-Banned
Fucktard: Oh shit, i'm in Ban-dy Land. Hey look, there's the Ban-dy King!

by Iron Patriot July 17, 2009

DylanStanely

One of those guys that thinks he's a hero and a genius. But prager u made him think he's informed without a college degree . Then a job title gave him a sense of accomplishment and entitlement based on social and culture norms. Genetics gave him a false sense of betterment based on a sparse population commenting on his great achievement of bone growth. Narcissism brings your downfall ..not your uprising. Humble is not a virtue anymore, righteousness is rewarded and expansive progressive ideas are driven down. How dare anyone have a different opinion or idea different than shoved down your throat by pretty blondes and regurgitated by self blinded people with zero empathy and self awareness.

Yeah..I was a real DylanStanley jesus hipster hating but wannabe cheating on my cancer ridden girlfriend with a diseased whore kinda guy last night..I should probably aim higher than maga mega d bag. Ehh..fuuuck it...Its easier to be a pseudo intellectual on the internet and two "craft" beers in.fucking pussy ass bitch. Dont mean to punk you out DylanStanely

by JusticeComes4usAll September 26, 2019

Dylan O'Brien

Dylan O'Brien is a gift from god.He is the most beautiful human being on this earth and has the most precious laugh and smile.He is very talented and funny.Everybody loves him and must love him.He makes life better and is amazing.No one shall ever hurt this precious soul

teacher:What is the definition of perfection
class should answer with:Dylan O'Brien

by dylanssoulmate February 19, 2018

Dylan Matthews

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.

-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!

by troublemaker :) August 4, 2019

Dylansexual

When you are in deep love with Dylan O’Brien

- What’s you type?
- Oh, im dylansexual

by newtmasloveer December 29, 2020