Dwads

-short for "damn workers ain't doin Shit"

Originated in the town of Sussex which is located in Wisconsin. The term reefers to the words you yell while in the act of throwing a (usually large) object through your or a coworker's/bosse's office window (most commonly in an industrial environment).

-To add effect-
-from a high office overlooking work floor

-illegaly be in the building

-before you quit

-in an abandon factory/building

-workplace of an ex

-after company does not make bottom line

boss- "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE BEHIND 300 UNITS!!!"
boss- " DAMN WORKERS AIN'T DOIN SHIT!!!!!" (Dwads)
boss- (throws chair through window over production floor)

by jdshady October 18, 2011

dwagster

The vehicle Elmer Fudd uses to race Buggs Bunny at Long Beach.

Elmer: Hewwo. I'm wacing wabbits at Wong Beach.
Bugs: See ya in St. Louis, screwy!
Elmer: Qwick! get my dwagster fueled!

by Pedrosa von Beagle August 20, 2006

Ur dads a lesbian

When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP

You: Your mom is gay.

Opponent: No U
You: Ur dads a lesbian
Opponent: *turns gay and dies*

by eggwater March 5, 2018

The Dads car

A car that everyones friend's dad has that is very fast.

Eh bro you got the dads car today I wanna go fast in it. Hey Greg can you drive your dads car today

by yeahIk April 25, 2022

The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

by Devin B June 13, 2006

Dwadus

A term used to describe someone as a "Pet Computer." They respond to loud "beep" sounds, dislike the mario theme song, and tend to analyse everything around them. They consider themselves top shit, when in fact they are just a pathetic excuse for a human dwadus.

Person 1: That cloud has a consistency of 70% water and 30% hydrogen, according to my calculations, it will pass over us in 2.67 seconds at a rate of 12 k/ph.
Person 2: Beep boop beep.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Fuck up Dwadus.

by Colonel Gobble Knob June 2, 2013

Deadset

100% sure of it. Without a doubt. This slang is mostly used in Australia.

Babe Ruth is a deadset legend.

by Puzant December 9, 2003