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Drug Dealer Macarena

The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena

The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.

Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.

Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
Drug Dealer Macarena by B_Tree September 20, 2020
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Drug Dealer Macarena

The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena

The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.

Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.

Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
Drug Dealer Macarena by B_Tree September 20, 2020
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