Dragon Scrotum

1. When your have your balls hanging out of your pants when your all by yourself and the heat dries them up like grapes.

2. When your banging a really tight chick and she's really dry so your balls aren't getting any Poonani Juice so they dry up.

Almost as if your scrotum has scales.

Oh Bro...last night's heat wave was crazy malicious..I got the wicked case of Dragon Scrotum

Dude Angela Jolie is hot...but I've hit that and every guy she gets it on with gets Dragon Scrotum

How would you know?

Dude trust me...I'm Brad Pitt!

Dragon Scrotum by xXsc00psXx December 24, 2008

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Dragon Scrotum

The World's most amazing band, next to Gwar. Known for there outlandish live show and relatively decent music.

Holy shit, Dragon Scrotum rocked my scrotum off.

Dragon Scrotum by Little Scrotumite August 18, 2008

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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