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Downtown Julie Brown 

Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.
I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!

The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!
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Downtown Julie Brown 

is a common street term for drugs. It does not have to be a specific drug, instead, it is commonly used by people who have already purchased drugs from a dealer before and so the dealer knows what they need,.
"I really need that Downtown Julie Brown"
"I'll suck your dick for that Downtown Julie Brown"

Downtown Julie Brown 

Downtown Julie Brown means to “go down” on somebody.. like oral sex. Typically used by lesbians as seen on the Bravo reality television show: Real Housewives of New York City.
Carole: “I had a sex dream about you”
Bethenny: “Bu- You- Really? You’re kind of in to me? Why would I take that the wrong- What wrong- How is that-”

Carole: “Let me just tell you- Let me just tell you”

Bethenny: *More stuttering*
Carole: “Well I don’t know their might be”

Bethenny: “Well was I a man?”

Carole: “No, and let me just say I don’t have sex dreams even with men”

Bethenny: “This is my first lesbian encounter like in a fantasy I’m- I’m ready let’s go

Carole: “And it was very quick- It was very quick”

Bethenny: “Did we go Downtown Julie Brown?”

Carole: “Um.. well, I tou- I touched you where your bathing suit goes *uncomfortable laughter*”

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026