Downtown Julie Brown

Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.

I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!

The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!

Downtown Julie Brown by The Bottom Rock November 15, 2010

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Downtown Julie Brown

is a common street term for drugs. It does not have to be a specific drug, instead, it is commonly used by people who have already purchased drugs from a dealer before and so the dealer knows what they need,.

"I really need that Downtown Julie Brown"
"I'll suck your dick for that Downtown Julie Brown"

Downtown Julie Brown by banjoballzmcgee October 23, 2023

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Downtown Julie Brown

Downtown Julie Brown means to “go down” on somebody.. like oral sex. Typically used by lesbians as seen on the Bravo reality television show: Real Housewives of New York City.

Carole: “I had a sex dream about you”
Bethenny: “Bu- You- Really? You’re kind of in to me? Why would I take that the wrong- What wrong- How is that-”

Carole: “Let me just tell you- Let me just tell you”

Bethenny: *More stuttering*
Carole: “Well I don’t know their might be”

Bethenny: “Well was I a man?”

Carole: “No, and let me just say I don’t have sex dreams even with men”

Bethenny: “This is my first lesbian encounter like in a fantasy I’m- I’m ready let’s go”

Carole: “And it was very quick- It was very quick”

Bethenny: “Did we go Downtown Julie Brown?”

Carole: “Um.. well, I tou- I touched you where your bathing suit goes *uncomfortable laughter*”

Downtown Julie Brown by Carolesbabyissues May 24, 2021

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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