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doughnut puncher 

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)
doughnut puncher by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006
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doughnut puncher 

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.
Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.
doughnut puncher by bLiTcH July 22, 2008

Doughnut Puncher 

same as colon cowboy or ass bandit
Doughnut Puncher by colon cowboy January 29, 2003

Doughnut Puncher 

1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens
i think it speaks for itself
Doughnut Puncher by sea bass March 8, 2003

Doughnut Puncher 

matt is currently one of the viewers

matt prefers beating off donkeys and/o gorillas
matt masturbated after watching chandler come down on the donkey
Doughnut Puncher by cory March 8, 2003

Doughnut Puncher 

One who will 'bang' the 'bugebus' out of a second for simple pleasure (matt bower)
matt bower is the largest doughnut puncher in the universe, he will punch any doughnut any time. IN THE ASS!
Doughnut Puncher by Raul March 8, 2003

dougnut puncher 

the act of one queer penetrating the others rectum with his wenur, usually used as an insult. most commonly used quickly or as you are passing sed dougnut puncher
(as you drive by and see two dudes in hollister) GO BACK TO PACKING FUDGE YOU DOUGNUT PUNCHER!!!
dougnut puncher by optimus54444 March 17, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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