Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.
Guy 1: He's a total assface!
Guy 2: Who that Douchey Douche that's right by your girl?
(N) Noun, plural Douchey McDouche-douches:
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...
Used in speech:
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"
Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
1.
Eric Whiteside
2.
Rush Limbaugh
3.
Fox news
4.
People who deny the negative effects of global warming or smoking
This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.
He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!
Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.
Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.
The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.
Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.
Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.