Douchey Douche 

Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.

Guy 1: He's a total assface!
Guy 2: Who that Douchey Douche that's right by your girl?

Douchey Douche by OmgItzDeadpool July 26, 2010

Douchey douche 

Being a douche face to the maximum!

Hey did you see that Dylan Barrows kid yesterday..man he's 100% douchey douche!

Douchey douche by SiE13 August 30, 2007

Douchey McDouche-douche 

(N) Noun, plural Douchey McDouche-douches:
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...

Used in speech:
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"

Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
1.
Eric Whiteside

2.
Rush Limbaugh

3.
Fox news

4.

People who deny the negative effects of global warming or smoking

Douchey McDouche-douche by Aureon August 24, 2009

Douchy Douche

someone who is even more of a douche than a douche

That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He was a Douchy Douche!!!

Douchy Douche by |V|46607 December 24, 2008

Douchey Doucherton 

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.

He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!

Douchey Doucherton by Saving the world1d-bag a time August 2, 2009

douche-douche music 

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.

douche-douche music by Screw dog September 30, 2008

douche douche twat twat

The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.

Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...

douche douche twat twat by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 11, 2006