Douche buds 

Another name for Apple air pods.

That jerk walking down the street can’t hear you, he has his douche buds in.

Douche buds by GoTerps00 June 16, 2018

douchebusters 

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

douchebusters by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007

doucheburst 

an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting

Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment

doucheburst by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008

douchebuddy

That guy who just annoys you so much that you can't even imagine how he is still your friend or better yet how he ever became your friend in the first place.

One of my drunk friends is such a douchebuddy.

douchebuddy by Plecodude August 5, 2014