Douche Train 

Bumpo's favourite word at Kilcoo,
I, (Shaker) made it up.
It is another way to call someone a douche,
but douche-train is something bigger than a
douche, and it is much better than a douche bag.

"Chugga Chugga Douche Douche"
"You're a douche train"

Douche Train by Shaker Grandy June 19, 2008

douche freight train 

A person or group who exceeds the limits of being a douche canoe

Grady, you are a douche freight train

douche freight train by sid_ August 24, 2017

Douche Bag in Training 

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

Douche Bag in Training by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Douchetrain 

A gaggle of douchebags, merrily riffing off each other's douchery, blissfully aware of how utterly douchetastic they come across.

Choo-choo! Douchetrain coming through.

Douchetrain by C.E. Phalic September 30, 2013

douchetrain 

Similar to douche or douchebag. A douchetrain thinks much more highly of himself than the general population. He also engages in the practice of douchebaggery.

A douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases like "bro" and "kiddo."

Douchetrains don't go out for a few beers. They go out for vodka tonics and vodka redbulls.

"I think some of the 'product' from that douchetrain's hair dripped on me when I walked by."

douchetrain by DURANT May 2, 2007