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Douche Pocket

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.
Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.
by justhalfbad March 13, 2009
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a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book
He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.
by Kat January 1, 2004
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next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.
at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
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Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch November 7, 2012
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A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
by jumblebox May 1, 2008
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Doucherocketry

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.
Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.
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douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.
"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"
by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005
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