Douche Clot 

scummy person, jerk

You are such a f***** douche clot

Douche Clot by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012

douche in sheep's clothing

a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.

I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.

douche in sheep's clothing by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Doucheclock

A douchebag wasting your time

The doucheclock cashier told me his life story instead of giving me my change.

Doucheclock by POWest December 18, 2011

doucheclown 

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown

Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown

doucheclown by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

Sir Douchealot 

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

Sir Douchealot by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008

douchecloud 

someone who wears red turtle necks, is against weed, and won't yiff.

You're a douchecloud

douchecloud by i am hip October 20, 2014

doucheclit 

insult consisting of douche and clit put together. mostly unheard of and will probably confuse the person in which it regard.

SP1- "If you don't have the money by sundown, your balls are mine."
SP2-"Fuck you, doucheclit it wasn't even a real bet.

doucheclit by toker_4-2-0 June 30, 2008