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dorito selection 

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.
Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.
dorito selection by Genomatic September 23, 2009
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Dorito Shotgun 

While eating doritos (or any other chip) you sneeze spraying all in your vicinity with crunchy goodness in a shotgun type blast
Guy1: Why is everybody yelling?
Guy2: I just did a major dorito shotgun and it hit them.
Dorito Shotgun by VinnehVee March 14, 2009

Dorito syndrome 

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
Dorito syndrome by Mudit January 31, 2005

Dorito Spinner 

Slang term for a Wankel Rotary engine, which is an internal combustion design originally used by NSU and later licensed to Mazda, who still uses it today in the RX-8. Dorito Spinner refers to the shape of the rotor being roughly Dorito-like.
"Sweet RX-7! How's the Dorito Spinner?"

"Dorito Spinners? Well, yeah, Communism worked in theory too."

"Oh yeah, Dorito Spinners! Boost goes in, apex seals come out."
Dorito Spinner by Nob00st May 7, 2010

dorito slap 

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.
A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"
dorito slap by paperfairy17 February 7, 2010

dorito skank 

a bitch who smashes your chips
dorito skank by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007

dorito slut

Someone who eats ALL the Doritos. They don't care which flavor, they'd eat it.
I am a Dorito slut.

He ate all the Doritos! Omg what a Dorito slut!!!
dorito slut by Dorito slut October 25, 2015