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Doppelboner 

Refers to a porn star or a "slutty" version/doppelganger of a friend or someone you may know
Person 1: "I was on pornhub and I saw a porn star that looked like that girl from chem class."

Person 2: "No way! She has a doppelboner!!"
Doppelboner by Coonga62 January 27, 2013
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doppelboner 

Your evil twin boner
A boner that looks exactly like yours
i was in the bathroom the other day and peeked over the divider and the dude on the other side had my doppelboner!

I heard steve just banged that girl ive been trying to get with for the past 6 years! he must have my doppelboner!

doppelbangers 

A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.
Omg they both have bowl cuts and are 6 feet tall. TOTAL doppelbangers.
doppelbangers by flaxypoo April 18, 2010
Word of the Day on April 24, 2010

doppelbanger 

A person working in the adult entertainment industry who looks eerily similar to someone else.
The Kim Kardashian of 2005 is barely a doppelbanger of Kim Kardashian of 2010.
doppelbanger by CammieB December 13, 2010

doppelbanger 

when you want to bang people who look like they could be your twin.
friend 1: "that girl over there is a TOTAL BABE."
friend 2: "um, she's looks exactly like you."
friend 1: "what's wrong with that?"
friend 2: "it just means that you're a total doppelbanger, that's all."
doppelbanger by grace jones January 30, 2010

Doppelbänger 

A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!
Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.
Doppelbänger by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019

Doppelbanger 

Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.
I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.
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