Donned
Verb \'dŏn"(ned)\ Middle English
To place male genitalia, preferably one's own, into or onto something.
To place male genitalia, preferably one's own, into or onto something.
I was donned this morning.
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Donned
To be donned;
Adjectival verb - 'Donned' is a word used for a person who attempts to argue and disagree with something they have been told, and then later are proven wrong, by means of evidence such as a photograph or statistical proof.
Adjectival verb - 'Donned' is a word used for a person who attempts to argue and disagree with something they have been told, and then later are proven wrong, by means of evidence such as a photograph or statistical proof.
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Donned • finally donned on us • donner • Donked • doned • donnel • donnelly • donner party • danned • Donged
finally donned on us
Describes how da realization dat da mussed-up-haired ex-White-House jerk who'd promised to "make America great again" actually ended up doing da opposite was quite late in coming for so many US citizens.
So wif da supposed impending arrest of da egotistical former-prez jerk and self-proclaimed "America's 'trump' card", it's finally donned on us dat perhaps --- just PERHAPS --- said clueless rich bug wasn't such a wonderful knight in shining armor after all.
finally donned on us by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Downedest mother fucker
(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .
Downedest mother fucker by Nikki Stixx December 29, 2019
Shaun Donnelly
"The osmosis question was on EGGS?! Biology paper one was appalling... I've let Shaun Donnelly down."
Shaun Donnelly by wondxrwoman June 7, 2018
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Donner trail
Donner trail by RussRusss November 25, 2019
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