Dog Pie 

The act of a dog defecating on on a girls chest and then hugs her and rolls around the bed smearing the desert all over. This is a better alternative to the cleavland steamer because dog poop has a fresh scent and is very tasty.

I wanted to suprise Carrie for her graduation so i figuered to give her a tasty Dog Pie, so I brought my dog in when carrie was sleeping at night and pooped all over the her juicy chest. Carrie: OMG this feels waaay better than your poop!

Dog Pie by Theee Blumkin Master May 22, 2010

dog pie 

Dog pie is an American dish used around the holidays. It involves baking a dog and putting it into a baked good, aka, pies.

last thanksgiving was so boring bro

ikr we didn't even get dog pie

dog pie by FeetDestroyer March 8, 2022

Dog shit pie 

Something that is absolute wank

EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"

Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007

Dog shit pie by zazzy01uk August 4, 2009

pie dog 

A penis that loves/craves pies

Hey man I have a huge pie dog

pie dog by MouseMan October 10, 2013

Pie-dog 

Southern slang; typically used in the Carolinas. Pie-dog is used to describe a person that carries gossip from one home to another similar to the way stray dogs bury bones (or some other gift) in exchange for what they dig up. It’s a manipulative tactic that serves to cause derision or conflict between families and the most injurious use of this tactic is used in the workplace. It’s how hostile work environments are formed.

Example one: Althea (a class mate) finds Charles and Beth in a classroom innocently talking. Beth upsets Althea so she tells Beth’s teacher and her mother she saw Beth kissing Charles in the classroom when they were alone. Poor Beth (and Charles) Althea is the pie-dog in this example
Example two: Victor and Venus (both are Althea’s coworkers) are jealous of Althea because she has two jobs and wears nice clothes. Everyday they watch her and talk about her in Spanish: They email their manager after she tells them she knows they are talking about her and informed them they should leaver her alone. The manager begins to mistreat Althea. Victor and Venus are the pie-dogs in this example.

Example three:” you better watch these ppl bring you gossip; any dog that brings a bone is looking to carry one away” . Here this is how Southern ppl warn you about a pie-dog in your presence.

Pie-dog by Elle boogie September 14, 2022

Dog Pies 

Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.

"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?"
"Yes!"

Dog Pies by CarterSmith September 12, 2023

piece of dog shit 

Something you call people when your angry with them or they have done something bad

You fucking piece of dog shit! I'm going to kick your ass you loaf of shit on a stick.

piece of dog shit by vancouver_swearing March 23, 2012