Dissorder 

Condition resulting from a combination of low self esteem and hostility which causes a person to disrespect almost everyone else.

That guy is always criticizing and disrespecting everyone. He obviously has a dissorder,

Dissorder by Travelingmankc April 1, 2021

obsessive compulsive green day dissorder

also known as OCGDD,
people who are obsessed with green day, who cant go one day without visiting GDA (greendayauthority.com), and are sick of people who think american idiot is the only green day cd ever made.
when inflicted with this awesome disease, you know all there is to know about green day and sweet children, from every song lyric, to having every poster,to getting angry with others that only listen to them because they think billie is hot, and dont know the meanings behind any song.

Me: im a proud carrier of OCGDD
YOu: omgzzz whats that?
Me: obsessive compulsive green day dissorder
you: omg i love Greenday! i went to the doctor yesterday...and they looked in my ears and diagnosed me with that!
Me: ?? wtf?

obsessive compulsive green day dissorder by freakmagnetxxx July 29, 2008

shoe addiction dissorder 

Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays

RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali

shoe addiction dissorder by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019

Pussy ass bitch dissorder 

Someone who talks shit and Touched your girlfriend then you beat him up and make them your bitch and show that there a pussy the girlfriend gets broke up with because she lets him and the girl says the pussy ass bitch is her best friend

The pussy ass bitch is afraid of the boyfriend and the now ex girlfriend is ok with him toching her sexually and the pussy ass bitch is protected by the ex girlfriend because he has pussy ass bitch dissorder the ex if you can't tell is a hoe and the guy protected by her is a pussy ass bitch

Pussy ass bitch dissorder by The guy that needs to prove a November 11, 2016

Rob Centa Personality Disorder 

A psychological syndrome comprising a mix of narcissism, troubles with social interaction, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to cast criticsm as jealousy, Rob Centas undermine institutions and organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanize the people with whom they associate. People usually notice signs when the subject struggles to appear affable in social situations. For example, the social media posts of a person with RCPD often appear to be contrived attempts to appear normal. RCPD is a hypothetical, experimental diagnostic category. RCPD is not found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). As a hypothetical syndrome, RCPD could include aspects of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as well as traits of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) .

Person 1: Something's off about that guy. He gives me goosebumps.
Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

Rob Centa Personality Disorder by oneofthousands December 12, 2018

Amogus Disorder 

Amogus Disorder is a semi-disorder with 7 stages. The disorder revolves around the indie social deduction game among us. The stages are listed below.

Stage 1:
The user is interested in the indie social deduction game Among Us. This is the first step to the inescapeapble disorder.

Stage 2:

The user sees some content and memes of Among Us and laughs at them and enjoys them.

Stage 3:
The user grows tired of Among Us, thinking it's littered with kids and unfunny memes. This stage can also be the stage people stop at, mostly users over the age of 21.

Stage 4:

The user stumbles upon the meme "Amogus". This is the step that really dooms the user and there is no turning back after this step. At first users may think it's unfunny but.....

Stage 5:

If the user thought the meme "Amogus" was unfunny beforehand, they start thinking it's funny, and they think the meme is a good example of how Among Us is littered with small children and incredibly overused, so they laugh at it.

Stage 6:
The user starts unironically using the phrase "Amogus". This stage may vary from spamming the phrase online and saying the phrase in real life and laughing at it. This stage is when the phrase "Amogus" starts corrupting their thinking.

Stage 7:
The user starts seeing the familiarity of real life objects and crewmates from Among Us. The user may spam: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" during this stage. This is the last stage, and users suffering from this stage are quite common.

"Bro make this stop crewmates are everywhere and I cant unsee this..."
"You have Amogus Disorder."

Amogus Disorder by LierGuest/Frust March 7, 2021

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder 

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.

When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019