(Dis-sipp-yoo-late) the only word that can literally mean ANYTHING you want it to mean, and still sounds really intelligent. It can be a noun, or a verb. As long as it is interjected into a sentence correctly and with confidence, can literally mean whatever it sounds like it means. The beauty is YOU decide!

Nichole's shrink decided after her first session, that she suffers from a severe case of mental dissipulation.

When you send your documents in, we can dissipulate if you qualify for the program.

How dare you dissipulate my man, you skank!!

Dissipulate by Sharty79 April 13, 2009

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dissbate

A dissbate (or disbate) is an inflammatory 'dialogue' or argument that is actually two or more people insulting each other rather than trying to get their points across in a reasonable meaningful way. Often occurs in bars. It also occurs a lot on the comments section of political blogs where people think they are debating a point but actually their points are either highly inflamatory, insulting or ad-hominem name calling. There seems often to be an element of courage dot com involved.

An example of a dissbate is:
Commenter A: George W Bush is the best goddam president this country has ever had and you're just a dumbass Defeatocrat liberal if you don't think so...
Commenter B: George W Bush is an asshole and you don't know shit cause you're a dumbass fascist asshole yourself...

If someone was capable of overhearing this conversation they may say: Man their argument started off ok but now it's devolved into a dissbate...

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disapater

A device (typically a large cardboard square), used as a fan of sorts, to dissipate a noxious cloud of fart-gas. The intentional misspelling "disapater" is preferred (as opposed to "dissipater") as it refers to the original article, circa 1996.

Dude, Steve ripped another one - quick, hand me the Disapater!

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dissipitate

A hybrid of the words dissapate and precipitate.
To disperse a substance no longer needed with a subtle force, which then creates desirable outcome.

e.g. used to describe the outbreath in yoga of the grey mist in the healing breath.

"Breathe in the golden light and then allow the grey mist to dissipitate outwards"

dissipitate by Intensity May 27, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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