discombobulation

adjective - have been re-arranged according to combobular's theorem (everything is reversed front to back, then replaced with sonething totally different)

the sky was afflicted with discombobulation; it was reversed from blue to eulb then to seven in the blink of an eye

by jebus crites November 30, 2003

discombobulated

When your so fucking high you can't even tell that it's your dog sucking your dick and not your 6 year old sister.

man i was so discombobulated i didn't even realize that i was eating my cats ass

by thediscombobulater April 10, 2017

Discombobulate

When you do something to something but your not sure what it is

I Discombobulated this Tomato (This is in refrence to cutting but you dont know to use the word cutting

by Tom Elson September 9, 2003

Discombobulate

To confuse someone

Jessica: the answer is easy. 20x40 + 6558 divided by the numerator to the general contraction of seven plus 1
Rihanna: Slow down you will discombobulate me.

by JJ Taylor Lautner is a hottie December 4, 2014

discombobulated

Knocked into a state of mental and bodily confusion in an athletic competition.

Ronnie Lott, Michael Strayhan, and Lawrence Taylor discombobulated many quarterbacks, running backs and wide receivers during their NFL careers.

by Nypsey September 6, 2008

Discombobulate

Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)

He looked a little pained...

When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!

You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"

That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.

by feminazi_flamingo69 November 7, 2017

discombobulation

an utter state of extreme drunkeness

let's get discombulated tonight

by keith wordage January 9, 2004