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dirty virgin

A girl who is both a virgin and a slut. Blows and jacks off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.
Mary is a dirty virgin because she has blown and jacked off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.
dirty virgin by Dick Dickerdad December 13, 2010
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Dirty Virgin

An sexually frustrated, angry and ignorant male who claims to have had sex but we all know is a dirty, little virgin. Can sometimes also be a closet homosexual due to the fact that they dress, sound, smell and act like a homosexual but claim to be a thriving heterosexual.
Guy One: Shut up you dirty virgin, god damn homo.

Guy Two: *High pitched, squeaky voice* IM NOT GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Bitches love me...
Dirty Virgin by gman6365 October 24, 2012

Dirty Virgin

An individual who has had sex anally without having had regular vaginal sex.
Dirty Virgin by dirtyabo May 30, 2018

Dirty virgin

Dirty virgin by Shakey jakey May 3, 2019

dirty virginia

Dirty Virginia is a girl who is both a dirty virgin and a whore. She blows and hand jacks off every guy she wants but, still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.
Dirty Virginia is a girl who is both a dirty virgin and a whore. She blows and hand jacks off every guy she wants yet, she is still a fucking virgin!
dirty virginia by Polka.dotty August 21, 2019

Virginia Dirt Hippo 

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.
“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
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