by Dirty Carmona November 01, 2018
The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.
Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!
by Hal G July 18, 2006
by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010
The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.
by REAPERDuh? December 04, 2011