Dirty Totty 

The act of dressing a man of small stature in a full body condom and inserting himself into the anus of a dickhard then playing a full ninety minute football match in the anal cavity and when scoring a goal doing a full on Totti goal celebration.

Jesus my arse feels like Dirty Totty doing a run!

Dirty Totty by Bigwednesday April 5, 2023

Titty Ditty 

1. Noun. The song to which a stripper chooses to dance to.

"Star always dances to this song! It's her favorite titty ditty."

Titty Ditty by Mindy B. April 30, 2008