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dirty toby 

This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.

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After a night of drinking on a Spanish island, your brother pulled a Dirty Toby
dirty toby by Xraynova May 7, 2018
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dirty toby 

when a dude pulls out and cums in a fella dude ear-canal and afterwards sucks it out at spits in in the face of a animal of his choice.
You: damn u should see my hamster, I pulled at dirty toby last night

Dude: thats gay
dirty toby by Antondenfede May 10, 2021

Dirty Toby 

The act of violently shoving your balls into a cold bowl of jello, and then feeding it to a significant other.
Wow!I just had a dirty toby with my ex AND my girlfriend!
Dirty Toby by lanasgaybitch69 January 18, 2023

Dirty Toby 

When you are so shit at Fortnite you smash your toes in a fridge door and feed them to your rabbit while staring into the eyes of Margaret thatcher.
Did you do a dirty Toby last night?
Dirty Toby by Homerdueed December 11, 2023

Dirty Toby 

A guy that wears a butt plug and cock lock whilst mountain biking to keep him alert
Liam done a Dirty Toby whilst bombing it down a trail
Dirty Toby by scoobytypaguy January 10, 2024
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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