Dirty Samirah

This is when you wake up the next morning after crazy drunken sex to find your date has left but not before she's taken an alcohol fueled shit on your dog and covered it in Fruit Loops and then videod herself dancing round it to Abba's Dancing Queen

Hey bro, how'd your date go the other night? You 2 were hammered.

Bruv, the sex was mental but when I woke up in the morning the bitch had pulled a Dirty Samirah on me, I wanted to be angry but couldn't stop laughing.

by Propercunt March 30, 2020

Dirty Samira

She will smash your sister, girlfriend,and mother of you mess with her and you might say they are all straight oh she well make them gay

Dude 1 . look at that dyke

Dude 2. Let's go say something to her/him

Dude 1. Wsg dyke

Samira. Oh nothing I just smashed your girlfriend last night and then I'm going to smash your sister tonight so dont go home unless you wanna hear her call me Dirty Samira

by Igotyourgirlfriend April 22, 2020