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dirty roethlisberger 

The same as the dirty sanchez, but instead of making the mustache, you give the girl some eye black.
Hey honey, in honor of tonight's football game, here comes the dirty roethlisberger!
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Dirty Roethlisberger 

the act of pissing on a hooker then punching her in the eye, followed by a singing of Black and Yellow over her body
Ben's average weekend involves one Dirty Roethlisberger
Dirty Roethlisberger by willie876 February 26, 2011

Dirty Roethlisberger 

The act of making yourself as fat and greasy as possible, and then forcefully fucking a girl in a bathroom while you have two friends guard the door. Consent is not required.
A: What happened to you at the bar last night?
B: I was busy giving some girl a dirty Roethlisberger.

dirty roethlisberger 

Shitting on a girl's face and wiping your cock all over it like a paintbrush and 'drawing' with the shit all over her. That is, ONLY when Ben Roethlisberger (QB, Steelers, 1st String) has fumbled the ball or has been sacked more than 3 times.
Why does it feel so good to give my girl a dirty roethlisberger? We do it every Sunday, because Ben Roethlisberger REALLY is aweful.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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