dirty hammer

A sex position that involves three men. The first one bends over, the second man the proceeds to place his erect penis in front of the first man's asshole. After that the third man uses his penis as a hammer to slap the second man on the ass until the second man penetrates the first one.

Bob: Hey dude what was that slapping noise coming from your room last night?
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!

by makeaRonie August 20, 2014

The Dirty Hammer

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

Dirty Sledge Hammer

-A sledge hammer that is often dirty..
- A male with a dirty penis, his tool is often infected by blue cabbage.

Man.. you need to get that dirty sledge hammer checked out!

by Sexbooooom November 17, 2010

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

Dirty Hamper

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.

"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"

"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"

by The Laundraman February 18, 2010

Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay

Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.

by HouJack January 1, 2023

Dirty Hamper

An unflushed toilet bowl, chock full of waste and paper, with the lid closed, left for the next un-suspecting user, who upon opening is then left with not only a wonderful surprise, but also the responsibility of taking care of.

Boy does it suck, when every morning I go in the bathroom and my girlfriend's left a dirty hamper in there for me.

by Rawb Eytch July 13, 2007