After a frustrating evening involving a lack of sexual activity, a man is forced to pleasure himself through masturbation while the woman sleeps. He retaliates at the unwilling woman by spreading the ejaculate on her face, thereby causing her to wake up and mumble like a Danish person.
Nah, she was on the rag, so I jerked off into my hand and wiped it her on face. The Dirty Dane strikes again
by dirty dane December 17, 2010