Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Dirty Calum

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

dirty calum

dirty calum

dirty calum! dirty?

by dirty calum March 26, 2020

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023