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Dirty Calum 

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost
Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum
Dirty Calum by Dansknr April 20, 2020
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Dirty Calum 

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met
Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now
Dirty Calum by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

dirty calum 

dirty calum by dirty calum March 26, 2020

dirty calum 

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
dirty calum by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty calum 

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
dirty calum by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty callum 

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.
It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

dirty callum 

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night
dirty callum by Dirty callum February 11, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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