While on vacation at a cabin, wake up in the middle of the night and take a shit in your buddy's car. Wipe your ass with a chocolate pop tart then put it back in the bag for your buddy to have in the morning.
When you top someone who likes to whine and have to hit them with a used tampon to get them to shut up as their gag reflex takes over, or to distract them.
He told me it hurt, so I had to pull a dirty brenna on him and scream, "Take it like a man, you little bitch!" as I gripped the string and let the plumpy splat smack him in the face so I could thrust on with the strap-on.
Dirty Brenden is a term used to define such a Brenden who is down for anything. His sexy awkwardness just makes him more fuckable, and absolutely amazing in bed. He prefers more than one person at once, and the amount of sex toys he has for him AND his lady and man friends is just too many to count. Uses extra large condoms and barely even fits. (Will always surprise a Brenden when they find out) If you get the chance to fuck a Dirty Brenden you'll never have anything better.
Every person ever-"Wow have you seen how Dirty Brenden moves in bed?"
Those lucky someones- "Better yet, have you felt it?"
The act of of placing a whole cauliflower inside a girls butt after cumming on it while screaming cauliflower cheese and sprinkling seasoning on her back
"Dude that girl last night was such a hoe, just had to do the dirty brenton with her"