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Dirty Bag 

A dirty bag is marijuana-smoking device - an alternative name for a lung... generally a 2 litre soft drinks bottle with the bottom cut off, and a bread bag sellotaped around the bottom.

Burning the marijuana on a foil gauze on top of the bottle whilst drawing the bag downwards causes smoke to collect in the bottle and bag. You then remove the gauze and suck the contents.

Multiple useage causes a brown residue to collect inside the device - hence 'dirty bag'.

In some semi-rural communities, disparate groups of dope smokers have been known to share a dirty bag, which is stashed in a particular bush or under a bridge for communal usage by whoever is passing by.
"Get us a bottle and a bread bag and some tape and we'll make ourselves a dirty bag"

"Fire up the d-bag mate"

"Did we leave the dirty bag behind that hedge?"
Dirty Bag by Loomis McCartney October 12, 2008
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Dirty Bag 

A "dirty bag" technically defines bagged (as opposed to canned) whipped cream. However, the term can also be used to describe a mug of hot chocolate with bagged whipped cream in it.
"Hey, James, can you bring me the dirty bag from the fridge?" -(bagged whipped cream)

"Ben, can you heat up some water and make me a dirty bag with extra chocolate?" -(hot chocolate with whipped cream)

"Hey, Kayla, bring me a dirty bag with extra dirty." -(hot chocolate with extra whipped cream)

"What, you mean the dirty bag?"
Dirty Bag by TheDirtyBagga December 16, 2008

Dirty Bag 

When you specifically “bag” aka wear a condom, but you specifically poke holes in it in advance .
Josh: “Yeah, I totally dirty bagged that bitch”
Matt: “What???”
Josh: “I poked holes in that shit 😂”
Dirty Bag by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

Dirty Bag 

Reusing a condom you came in to fuck for more rounds
Josh: “Yeah, I dirty bagged that chick
Matt: “You what?”
Josh: “Ran out of condoms, reused that shit 😂 “
Dirty Bag by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

dirty bag of pubes 

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.
Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.
dirty bag of pubes by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

dirty bag of carrots 

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.
She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.
dirty bag of carrots by 68guns March 18, 2009

dirty bag of tits

well, ya see.. you have a bag. a dirty bag that is. and to make that bag dirty, you shit in it. then with your bag full of shit, you put the shit on the girls chest & moterboat it. good luck, have fun, & be safe.
dude! i totally popped a boner when i was givin that girl a dirty bag of tits!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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