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Dirty Al 

Doing something disgusting and humiliating when dared to by your friends, only to receive a relatively small amount of money in return.
He's just done a Dirty Al, how much did he get paid?
Dirty Al by I hate Sheffield July 22, 2009

Dirty Al 

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.

Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.

The dirty version of "pretty eyes".
Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!
Dirty Al by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

Dirty Al 

A black doctor who is deemed unnecessarily rough when assessing an elderly patient.
“Ouch, that hurts when you touch my broken hip, you Dirty Al.”
Dirty Al by Street Doc April 22, 2021

dirty al 

After drinking a thirty pack of Busch throwing up, shitting, and pissing on a person's chest. Then, mixing the discharge together with your dick and using it for anal lube, then blowing the load into the recievers hair so their hair appears to be silvery.
Alan: hey homeboy I got a fuckin thirty of busch
Fred: hell yeah man let's get on that shit
Al: man I got my own thirty who wants a dirty al?

Alan: you know I'm in
dirty al by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009

Dirty Al Franken 

Verb/noun. When you sexually assault someone and think it’s funny.
I can’t believe you dirty Al Frankened when you joked about Roy Moore.

The Dirty Al 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and then go to another girl’s house and she sucks your dick uncleaned.
I fucked Jenn in the ass and then went to Hayley’s and gave her The Dirty Al.
The Dirty Al by Al Cabone September 25, 2018