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Dirt Monkey 

Archaeologists who do large amounts of field work or do field work for other people's research. Mostly these are archaeologists who have yet to recieve their degrees or who don't have footing enough in the field to lead their own projects or obtain steady work.
They are so named for the dirty state in which they return at the end of the day.

This is in contrast to academic members of the field and is closely related to the term 'shovelbum' in that all shovelbums are dirt monkeys, but not all dirt monkeys are shovelbums. Dirt monkeys also include field school students, research assistants, and laborers. They are not a glamourous bunch who stand at odds with the archeostitute.
The field school students and the shovelbums got along well, dispite their differences. After all, they were all dirt monkeys.
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Dirt Monkey 

A man of arabic descent. Usually has a bad body odor and dirty feet. Also known as a "Mud Nigger".
These got damn dirt monkeys stink!

Mr. McCray is a got damn dirt monkey!
Dirt Monkey by TrueVeteran614 February 23, 2011

dirt monkey 

Hot ass man that has facial hair, tattoos, piercings, and just looks dirty...but is really clean.
Damn, Dave Navarro is a dirt monkey.
dirt monkey by Brinaccu August 10, 2006

Dirt monkey 

A guy that likes to butt fuck another guy
Shawn and Timmy work together. Timmy wants to be Shawn dirt monkey but Shawn likes girls.
Dirt monkey by Champ69 November 21, 2017

Chocolate covered dirt monkey 

A person of african decent or commonly known as a black person.
That chocolate covered dirt monkey stole my chicken and kool-aid.

dirt money 

Money made from the sale of dirt cookies in Haiti.
Ex: Sam Blake Anderson wishes he could leave Ernest W. Seaholm and go to Haiti and make some dirt money.
dirt money by mr.scotty911 May 28, 2008

dirt bike money 

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
dirt bike money by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021