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Dirt Dragon 

The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.
I couldn't get hard last night so I had to give her the ol' Dirt Dragon.
Dirt Dragon by Mr. Shame February 2, 2013
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Dirt Dragon 

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.
Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube
Dirt Dragon by AkaMV February 2, 2013

Dirt dragon 

The act of spontaneous, and with little hesitation, engaging another human in a sexual way or in general that will hopefully lead to future sexual activities. This can be in a passive or aggressive manner.
That Bob is over there dirt dragon away.
Dirt dragon by Resetit April 17, 2020
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