Dirt Dragon

The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.

I couldn't get hard last night so I had to give her the ol' Dirt Dragon.

by Mr. Shame February 02, 2013

Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.

Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube

by AkaMV February 02, 2013

Dirt dragon

The act of spontaneous, and with little hesitation, engaging another human in a sexual way or in general that will hopefully lead to future sexual activities. This can be in a passive or aggressive manner.

That Bob is over there dirt dragon away.

by Resetit April 17, 2020