Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

Diet Water by J Malik January 30, 2006

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Diet Water

A clear alcoholic drink in a water bottle, esp. vodka.

Hey this isn't water! It must be diet water.

Diet Water by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch October 4, 2009

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Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.

Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"

Diet Water by Hugh Gerection The Sixty-Ninth April 23, 2018