dickon

As in 'friendly chap who knows little about football'. Sometimes hailing from the carrot crunching area of the British Isles. Habitually resides in south London.
That David Mellor is a right Dickon.
by Terry July 02, 2004
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Dickon

DICK clue is in the name DICKon
Self centered and arrogant ! thinks very highly of himself ( i am the best porn star/rider/god/dude) in town.
would rather finger his horse all day than make friends with some actaul people !
blaa blaa blaa i have a 12" penis like my horse
i am the best "rider" in town
i love the taste of my own cock and cream !
would you to turn my Dickon ? (even though i am that much of a horny tard i am always hard)
how do u like that for size?
by dickydickkkycumdrop January 02, 2011
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Cocknitive dickonance

When a cis man sees rape culture but refuses to acknowledge his part in it.
Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.
by Koekebakker October 12, 2018
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