An old bald headed man, who looks like Gumby when wearing green. Is a vocal and strong supporter of Yankees. A loyal and encouraging person when he is not spending his free time trying to grow his hair back. Be aware of this person if you are near him when the sun is out, you may be blinded by the glare on top of his head.
by mjr507 January 23, 2011
an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.
Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?
Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.
Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.
by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010