by billyizhang June 1, 2011
Get the dick pain mug.The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
by neverscurred January 26, 2014
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1. When someone or something pisses you off. Like a pain in the ass but worse.
2. When something may cause your dick much pain.
2. When something may cause your dick much pain.
1. "Cheryl, stop being such a pain in the dick."
2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."
2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."
by Young Burnsy January 26, 2010
Get the Pain in the dick mug.A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.
An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.
Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.
Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.
Man: You are a pain in my dick.
or
Man: I have a pain in my dick
Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.
Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.
Man: You are a pain in my dick.
or
Man: I have a pain in my dick
by mufalleto March 18, 2011
Get the Pain in my Dick mug.when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color
"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
by berka13 September 12, 2011
Get the dick painting mug.by drunkjeremy October 16, 2004
Get the Dick paint mug.After pooping, the male dips his dick in the poop and uses it as a paintbrush to paint on his partner.
After giving my girlfriend a Cleveland steamer, i got creative and dick painted my name on her chest.
by Bvaughn June 5, 2013
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